Q: What is a GasBGon flatulence filter seat
A: New seat cushion technology, by Dairiair®, that muffles the sound of flatulence and absorbs the smell. It is the only cushion of it's kind that uses designer fabric and replacement filters. This formulation of filter technology is currently employed successfully in Indoor Air Quality (IAQ) applications in residential and commercial spaces.
Q: What is a GasMedic flatulence filter
A: The clinical version of the GasBGon cushion with an impregnated carbon filter based on technology used to develop military chemical defense garments and a specially produced polyurethane foam with improved feel, height and shape retention.
Q: Why use a GasBGon or GasMedic flatulence
A: Today's health conscious population is concerned about eating the right foods and the trend has been towards a high fiber diet. This fact coupled with various illnesses, produce intestinal gas discharges, commonly know as flatulence, crepitating, breaking wind, cutting the cheese, or farting.
Q: Who developed the GasBGon and GasMedic flatulence filter-seat cushions?
A: The GasBGon and GasMedic flatulence filter seat cushions were designed by a woman, made for a man and sometimes used by a lady. More specifically, they were conceived and created by Jim Huza, an air quality and filtration engineer with more than 25 years of experience in the pulp and paper industry, and his wife Sharron, a nursing student as well as an experienced sales and marketing professional.
Q: How often do I need to replace my
A: This is dependent on the challenges imposed on the cushion. The average person passes gas 14 times a day. Not all outbursts however will be made on the specialty formulated membrane and we therefore based our design criteria on five outbursts per day. Based on this, our sample study shows a life span of six months for a women and half that for a man. The technically advanced filter in GasMedic will last two to four times longer. This may vary and is totally dependent on food intake, medicines taken and one's consumption of alcoholic beverages, especially beer.
Each GasBGon flatulence filter-seat cushion comes with a tally toot scorecard, you get a constant real time indication of how much useable life remains in your filter element.
Q: Where are GasBGon and GasMedic flatulence filter-seat cushions typically used?
A: Some of our end users find great need when:
1. At home watching TV with other family members.
2. As a protective cover for one's derriere.
3. Supper guests who like to brag. Spare cushions are usually ordered for these occasions.
4. Sporting events.
5. While hunting, launched in a tree, waiting for that big buck.
6. Car pool driver or passengers.
7. Patrol cars, taxis, bus drivers, hospital settings, dormitory rooms.
8. Applications are truly dependent on one's imagination and that special knowledge of your loved one.
Q: What if I'm not satisfied with the
A: Should you need to return your purchase, please return UNOPENED product only, prepaid, no later than 30 days after initial shipment date. A 20% restocking and processing fee will be applied. Based on the sanitary nature of the product, opened packages cannot be returned.
Q: Why am i experiencing problems purchasing?
A: We try to accomodate as many different system configurations as possible, however, it is impossible to account for all different combinations of software available. The GasBGon shopping system is optimized for the lastest version of Microsoft Internet Explorer. If you experience problems using the shopping system, please visit Microsoft's web site and download the latest version of the Microsoft Internet Explorer browser. If you are already running the lastest version of Internet Explorer, you may want to try reloading Internet Explorer again. Also, simply closing the browser and reopening it can solve some problems.
Note: Should you need to return your purchase, please return UNOPENED product only, prepaid, no later than 30 days after initial shipment date. A 20% restocking and processing fee will be applied. Based on the sanitary nature of the product, opened packages cannot be returned.